Christmas Captions
The website Smart Bitches Trashy Books held a caption contest for my Mistletoe Madness cover, and at this point there are over two hundred entries. Grab some eggnog and enjoy the full collection HERE , or enjoy a few appetizers below: Is that a candy cane in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? ~Micki Silent night, horny night, boner’s warm, underwear’s tight. ~Buffy It’s gonna be a hard candy Christmas! ~Brett G. Perhaps Mark should have been more specific when he told Steve to put the nuts out. ~D.W. Marchwell And a heartwarming little poem by Melissandre: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and I was nonplussed, Not a creature was stirring, including some lust! My partner had dusted, decked halls, and gift wrapped; Now all that he sought was a long winter’s nap. But I wasn’t ready to go straight to bed, But what could make “sugarplums” dance in his head? Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear But those Christmas briefs (got as a gag...